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IT Support 

Because being Retarded didn't make your life shitty enough, You decided to help morons do extremely simple tasks.
Hey my computer isn't working

You should go see the IT Support guy

Doesn't he have a name?

No i don't think so
IT Support by Lunacity November 10, 2021

IT support booty call 

When a person or customer befriends you only to milk IT support (technical support or help desk type activities) from you. Much like a booty call except here the person is just using the other person for technical support and no actual booty or the like is exchanged. In this case it is apparent that the relationship is just to get easy access to technical help when the calls or instant messages always lead to: "Can you fix my printer or my internet is down can you help me?"
Kim: "Hey Carmelo how are you?"
Carmelo: "Hey Kim, I'm fine, how are you?" How was your weekend?"
Kim: "My weekend was fine thank you, but listen i need your help, I can't print and you always fix it faster than anyone else can you help me?"
Carmelo says to self: "why does she only call me to fix her computer problems?"
Johnny: Bro why do you always fall for the IT support booty call, you know she really doesn't like you right?

The next call starts the same way but leads to another IT (no) booty call!

itsopportunity 

The ability of being courageous and confident beyond the limitations
Become itsopportunity

Insupportive 

Insupportive
ʌnsəˈpɔ tɪv/
adjective
not providing encouragement or emotional help.
"the family environment is insupportive"
Ay yo, this bitch straight insupportive.
Insupportive by Beltedtoast August 30, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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