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Jackassedness 

where one's own stupidity/behavior is the reason for the disappointing situation they find themselves in.
Q: Why did you lie about taking a cookie from the cookie jar?
A: I believe it was my own jackassedness.

Due to your jackassedness, the entire class will not be going on the field trip.

Due to your jackassedness, I find you in contempt of court and sentence you to six months of jail.
Jackassedness by swimmerooo February 20, 2011
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jackassedness 

The art of being a complete and utter jackass. Very few people can achieve such a great title, but there are some who define it well. Like a queer named c-dav.
Are you kidding? Of course you're a jackass! You define jackassedness!
jackassedness by Jakobo April 21, 2004

Jackassedness 

The act of being a complete jackass.
Bob's jackassedness has caused us a lot of problems.
Jackassedness by Siyat September 18, 2011

Jackassidness 

Jackassidness: When an individual attains the highest level of Selfishness, self centeredness and complete disregard for anything else outside of themselves.
I am astounded at his jackassidness!
Jackassidness by Tabfan October 29, 2015

Jackassiness

meaning being a jackass all the fuckin time.

Doin a bunch of JackAss shit!
M******* is using all this stupid shit and being Jackassiness
Jackassiness by jay H Jay F December 2, 2013

jackassness 

The state of being a jackass or an unnecessarily difficult individual.
Joey's jackassness catapulted the mild disagreement into a big argument.
jackassness by Kelli Lea October 24, 2008

jackassness 

Verb.

The act of being immature, stupid, or acting like a jackass.
"Dude. Your jackassness is showing"
jackassness by spiritbox December 8, 2022
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