Joe just lectured me on buying John Coltrane's greatest hits, maintaining that his to really take in his music, I must embrace his entire discography. Boy is he a cocky fucking jazzhead.

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Jizzheart

A mythical, legendary knite from the 13th century who would defeat his enemies with his immense ejaculations. Legend has it that he fathered over 1000 children throughout Europe over the span of 30 years. Women would travel hundreds of miles just to collect some of his precious baby batter.

After defeating Clitoris Maximus and his mighty army of Cockadonia at the battle of Cum Creek, Sir Landon the Jizzheart mounted his noble steed. While doing so he felt so aroused and triumphant that he released the most immense load of nut butter that it busted through his body armor and shot straight up in the air! As the semen fell to the ground it surrounded Jizzheart and his steed and formed into what appeared to be the shape of a giant heart. As the local towns women came to collect the jizz they realized that it was stuck to the ground and would never come off. Jizzheart knew this was his last battle and would then leave his mark for all eternity. And thus the legend of Sir Landon the Jizzheart was born!

Jizzheart by Roy Caceras February 4, 2009

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jizz head

a boy or girl with bright/bleach blonde hair.

that paris hilton is a jizz head

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Jizzhad

When you unload on a chicks face and discretely use her hijab to wipe it up

"Fuck yeah I unloaded on her face, luckily I was able to Jizzhad her before the stoning"

Jizzhad by jewhadmeathello March 11, 2015

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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