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Jizzheart 

A mythical, legendary knite from the 13th century who would defeat his enemies with his immense ejaculations. Legend has it that he fathered over 1000 children throughout Europe over the span of 30 years. Women would travel hundreds of miles just to collect some of his precious baby batter.
After defeating Clitoris Maximus and his mighty army of Cockadonia at the battle of Cum Creek, Sir Landon the Jizzheart mounted his noble steed. While doing so he felt so aroused and triumphant that he released the most immense load of nut butter that it busted through his body armor and shot straight up in the air! As the semen fell to the ground it surrounded Jizzheart and his steed and formed into what appeared to be the shape of a giant heart. As the local towns women came to collect the jizz they realized that it was stuck to the ground and would never come off. Jizzheart knew this was his last battle and would then leave his mark for all eternity. And thus the legend of Sir Landon the Jizzheart was born!
Jizzheart by Roy Caceras February 4, 2009
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jizzlefart

the act in which you bust a load in a girls ass; which then is released by a flatulent causing a balloon of semen to form around the anal sphicnter.
That bitch let out a jizzlefart the size of a hot air balloon.
jizzlefart by Doug and Steve Butabi October 26, 2011
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jizzbeard 

a person resulting from the flowing of seminal fluids onto the face namely the neck of another person.
she was jerking me and i spurted all over her neck, and i left a really nice jizzbeard.
jizzbeard by rthomasreid February 14, 2006

jizzhead 

A guy who thinks he's got mad bitches that he fucks all the time, but he doesn't.

A word/term invented by LiL kLePT (c) 2003.
"You think you're the shit, but you're just a fucking jizzhead."
jizzhead by Kate April 28, 2004

jizzfart 

when you have anal and he busts in your ass and when you fart the jizz shoots out.
Dave shot my load in Sara's asshole and she jizzfarted all over his face.
jizzfart by queen queef December 9, 2008

jizzhurt 

when some cum guzzuler swallows so much nut! they become jizzhurt
tom slobbed so much nob last night! he has to be jizzhurt
jizzhurt by kelsonic247 January 5, 2020

Jizzfarts up yesterday 

Izaak: man I haven't eaten since last night
Dagen: jizzfarts up yesterday?
Izaak: yeah man
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