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twittering while taking a dump, sometimes about the dump itself

i'm going to take a twitshit now, brb

twitshit by poptix June 30, 2009

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twitshit

1) Useless and uninteresting tweets about something nobody cares about, most probably the result of the overexcessive use of Twitter.

2) A large amount of tweets in a short period of time.

3) An unreadable tweet, probably due to textspeak.

1) Kim just tweeted: "getting out of bed". What a bunch of twitshit!

2) Damn, she just posted like 15 tweets in 45 minutes! She always postes twitshit like that

3) m1k3137: "cr@z7, 1 kn0 r1gh5??"
paul87: @m1k3137, twitshit!

twitshit by lifeislikeadicegame January 7, 2011

Related Words

twitshit • Twitshitter • Twit-Shitting • Titshit • Twatshit • TwiShit • twin shit flame • tit-shited • Tit Shitter

twitshit

A twitshit is where you take a crap and when you're done you twitpic the result.

1. This curry is going to lead to a beautiful twitshit.

2. Check out this twitshit I just did on my neighbours porch! (url)

3. I'll be out in a sec, just taking a quick twitshit. It's too good to simply flush!

twitshit by Mellow Bob October 7, 2009

twitshit

An annoying stupid lame postings on twitter, much like a irritating scuttlebutt except this one is brought into your home over broadband.

Aparently @wasteofspace just bought milk, what a load of twitshit

twitshit by invalidrecord July 6, 2009

TwiShit

A derogatory term for the complete dribble that has spilled from the pen of Stephenie Meyer and infected the minds of the world.

The Twilight series is, in case you have not already noticed, possibly the worst set of books ever created in the world, and will soon be forgotten in the dark depths of history.

"My God! You're reading the TwiShit Series?"

TwiShit by Nikolai Borlaschk October 23, 2008

Twatshit

Anything on a twat(pussy) that should not be there.

Go to the bathroom and clean that twatshit off. Then I'll fuck you.

Twatshit by adcadc April 22, 2008

twitshitting

Anytime when Donald Trump uses Twitter for any reason.

Instead of focusing on the impact of Hurricane Dorian, Trump will spend the next 48 hours Twitshitting about all of this as Fake News!

twitshitting by daychristo September 4, 2019

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026