tardbag 

A tardbag is a name for a retarded person.

shut up you fucking tardbag.

tardbag by Jesse Patrick May 9, 2006

tardbag 

a person defined with the combination of retard and douche bag.

Noah Klein is a tardbag.

tardbag by BIG-BEE November 11, 2009

tardbabble 

Undecipherable drivel that spews in spoken words or in text from a Retard attempting to sound clever by using one or a few BIG words, though the use of 'BIG words' is not necessary to qualify as tardbabble.

Can sometimes be mistaken for ramblings of a very intoxicated dim wit, and is the one language not spoken by even the most experienced Retard whisperer.

Danny: Hey Higz, my spelling sucks but I'm have intelligents, and I'm very patience and I know a lot about cybergenics and human evolution, I'm, a real, smarty, and I am ranked more dark side than Darth Vader

Bawahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

VonDutch: Danny that made absolutely no sense at all

Higz: More undecipherable tardbabble Kris, I won't try to reason with the mental midget, it will only bring about even more undecipherable babble, and I'm running out of Advil

tardbabble by Higzy Teflon July 6, 2009

turdbagger

Someone who has a foul attitude, is rude to others, and makes life miserable for everyone else due to them bagging turds all day in a room by themselves.

My teacher is such a turdbagger.

turdbagger by Golden arrow January 3, 2016

tardball 

A cross between a retard and a goofball. Typically, someone who is a complete moron that should not be asking questions or given any tasks that involve the mentality over the age of a six year old.

That customer on the phone today was a complete tardball. He had no idea how to even read the instructions!

tardball by Rob Vice May 12, 2006

tardbar 

Something or someone that is so profoundly stupid it is simply beyond human understanding. Most people will go their entire lives without seeing something truly tardbar.

Never in my life have I seen such stupidity and I do not imagine I ever shall again. I am in the presence of tardbar.

tardbar by Jack Stellehoeffer March 7, 2004

Tardwagon 

n.

1. The short bus which carries mentally handicapped individuals to school.

"It's bad enough that I'm already late to class, but now I'm stuck behind the tardwagon."

Tardwagon by Cardmonkey May 31, 2005