splouf 

Smoking cover-up device. A device in which one breathes through to cover up the smell of smoke. (Usually a paper towel roll folled with fabric softener.)

Dude, pass the splouf, Franky took a hit and we can't let the RA smell it––aim out the window, you idiot!

splouf by smyles1010 March 5, 2009

Spluff

The act of someone, especially a wizard, ejaculating.

"How did computers start? Well someone built a box, I think, and then a wizard spluffed into it and made it magic, and that's probably how technology works, right?"

"You idiot, the world isn't wizard jizz!"

Spluff by gmgoe3,d June 24, 2018

sploffee

A portmanteau between spliff and coffee.

That was a hard day's work. Stick on the kettle and roll up a fatty. I'm dying for a sploffee.

sploffee by PokeyD March 14, 2017

splout 

When someone vomits on an erect penis when giving a blowjob.

"How many dicks do you want to put in my mouth?"
"7"
"I will splout!"

splout by Vagina McNuggets October 28, 2013

splough 

tobacco (american spirit ) most often the splough is mixed with kush to roll a fat splough

let me hit that splough bro .

splough by tkief February 1, 2015

sploof

a plastic bottle with the end cut off, filled with dryer sheets, and covered with a thick sock; is used to smoke grass when you dont wanna get caught, cause it hides the smell

"i dunno about smoking here, someone might smell it."

"oh don't worry, we'll just use the sploof, and the room will smell dryer sheet-fresh!"

sploof by anna banana August 11, 2004

splorf 

Intransitive verb: to eject a liquid from the mouth (and/or nose) with considerable force as a result of uncontrollable laughter.

A good splorf is the result of a solid punchline, comment or funny action delivered with impeccable timing.

1) She took a sip of her drink just as he farted. With the bottle to her lips and a mouth full of beer she couldn't help but splorf everywhere when she staretd laughing.

2) She was laughing so hard she splorfed her drink all over the counter.

splorf by Shadowfax November 2, 2004