Cover Your Own Ass.
Generally used to refer to the legal statements in corporate disclaimers absolving the manufacturer from any guilt if their product should, for example jump up and embed itself in your rectal cavity, then explode.
Wile E. Coyote attempted to bring suit against Acme, Inc. for numerous incidences of personal injury, but their CYOA was too good, and he didn't get so much as an apology
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'