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child fucking spaghetti fingers 

A common misconception that children posess the ability to shoot spaghetti from their fingertips; brought on by the comedic act of Dane Cook.
Man 1: Holy shit, I think that kid has child fucking spaghetti fingers!!! Did you see what he did to her?

Man 2: Nah, just threw his plate at her.

spaghetti fight 

two or more people "fighting" but they are just throwing hands not fists
basically their arms are going everywhere in the fight and its hilarious.
these are mostly fights between girls.
"she's such a spaghetti fighter. nevermind. this isn't even a fight. its just a handshake"
"aye this shit is boring"
spaghetti fight by bussyfarts July 22, 2021

filipino spaghetti

a style of cooking spaghetti which includes adding ketchup, processed cheese, outrageously red hot dog slices and 5 pounds of sugar (for every pound of pasta). it's so wicked, it could survive an atom bomb dropped directly overhead.
Newscaster: Breaking news, North Korea has sent a missile armed with nuclear warhead towards us!

Mom: kiddo, let's go to the bomb shelter now!

Kid: but mom, i'm still eating a filipino spaghetti!

Mom: just leave it there, it will survive, trust me.
filipino spaghetti by hipro October 16, 2011

filipino spaghetti

Spaghetti that has RED HOTDOGS in it and is sweeter than italian spaghetti =]
let`s go to Jollibee and get some filipino spaghetti!
filipino spaghetti by sukkaafree October 23, 2006

filipino spaghetti

Flip'ed out version of spaghetti, with flip ingredients, such as: jufran sauce (pronounced as joop-ran), hot dog slices (hot dogs made with mechanically separated beef, pork, and chicken heheh),oh and the secret ingredient,Catsup- not ketchup. Has to be generic.
example already stated in definition....what more do you want. there's no particular name either, call it what you want it's still gonna be flip spaghetti.
filipino spaghetti by chris December 16, 2003

filipino spaghetti

A filipino twist on italian food which contains fluorescent carcinogenic red hot dogs and is 90% sugar.
person #1: Jeeeze - I gotta get to the tooth doc, my molars are aching

person #2: I tole' you not to eat a whole plate of that filipino spaghetti - its just for decoration
filipino spaghetti by jjty September 29, 2011
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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