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screw with by Kelvin10 April 4, 2008
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Screw you with a Q
A phrase meaning 'Go fuck yourself' among other things. Unknown origins. Add more Q to enhance effect.
Screw you with a Q by VardanMarutyan November 8, 2025
I'll screw you sideways with a rake
A threat to be taken very seriously.
Results of ignoring this threat are the thing that is posted in gore threads on 4chan
Results of ignoring this threat are the thing that is posted in gore threads on 4chan
What will you do about it
I'll screw you sideways with a rake
You wouldn't dare
oh yeah (gets out rake)
what the! argh, what are you doing to me?!, AAAARRRRGGGGHHH
I'll screw you sideways with a rake
You wouldn't dare
oh yeah (gets out rake)
what the! argh, what are you doing to me?!, AAAARRRRGGGGHHH
I'll screw you sideways with a rake by Alex07169 August 16, 2010
hyper aggressive sounding with a screw
hyper aggressive sounding with a screw by Zac9919 May 26, 2021
Screw me sideways with a nail gun
An exaggeration stemming from the term 'Fuck me sideways...' and adding the verbal irony of the words 'screw' and 'nail' as references to sex. Used as an exclamation in response of surprise, anger, etc.
"You what?! Well screw me sideways with a nail gun..."
"Screw me sideways with a nail gun... I got another ticket..."
"Screw me sideways with a nail gun! That freaking hurt!"
"Screw me sideways with a nail gun... I got another ticket..."
"Screw me sideways with a nail gun! That freaking hurt!"
Screw me sideways with a nail gun by Korana Constantine December 9, 2008
head with no screws
head with no screws by Fraulo Swallow July 6, 2023
Screwithity
The quality of being amenable to ad-hoc adjustments, "number 8 wire" fixes, or clever field modifications. It describes a system, machine, or concept that is designed (or accidentally built) to be easily "mucked about with" using only available tools and intuition. It is the art of the functional workaround.
While Screwithity covers practical, ingenious fixes to keep things running, it serves as the entry point to high-level Fuckwithity, where systems are completely re-engineered for unintended purposes.
While Screwithity covers practical, ingenious fixes to keep things running, it serves as the entry point to high-level Fuckwithity, where systems are completely re-engineered for unintended purposes.
The beauty of a 90s tractor is its screwithity—if a sensor fails in the back paddock, you can usually bypass it with a paperclip to get the job done; however, if you want to bypass the governor and remote-control the throttle from your phone, you're stepping into the realm of pure fuckwithity.
Screwithity by HerbalKiwi May 12, 2026
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