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A Yahoo chatter that looks eerily like an insurgent. If you look up, you might see a pulpy grinning from the cockpit of a jet headed straight for a tall building. Mullet-headed, breath reeking of cous cous and another man's asshole. With a flick of his hip he can yap on his mic which he keeps securely stapled to his cockend about the most mundane topic.
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pulpy by The Upper Class February 9, 2005
The art of pornography is considered pulpy by some.

She wore a pulpy skirt.

The magazine had many pulpy images.
pulpy by big rome December 31, 2007
A sex position where instead of 69 for example, it's 99. The name comes from orange juice because orange juice is sexy.
"Dude, I totally banged that chic last night"
"Really?"
"Ya, pulpy, 99, all the way"
"Dude no way"
pulpy by pulpylover99 May 14, 2018

Pulpy faggot legs 

An insult: To call someone "A fat homo with cellulite" but with more awesome added.
A: Oh man, did you see that flomo? Fucking huge man.
B: SERIOUS pulpy faggot legs right there.
Pulpy faggot legs by Lamashan October 17, 2009

Pulpy Asshole 

Cutting up a prolapsed asshole and then stuffed back into them and creampied. Thus creating a pulpy texture inside.
I wanna fuck your pulpy asshole
Pulpy Asshole by ApolloBot April 25, 2022

hoof that pulpy load 

a phrase coined meaning "swallow that!" or "choke on that" after you insult someone.
your grandma was awesome last night, hoof that pulpy load
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