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A male or female that spends the vast majority of their time in a Yahoo chat room. These dregs of Yahoo have a constant "connection" to chat. They have neglected their real life world for a more "user friendly" atmosphere. They will lurk and chat in rooms categorized under Masturbation angled towards men getting off. Yet, they dont masturbate? Do they help the other men? Do they have a serious slant into the homosexual realm of reality or, do they creep in the boxes of willing, over weight, under sexed housewives? I have found that the latter is most likey the case. They feign uninterest in those who would punch their "cyber feelings" while frantically messaging their other yahfriends and calling in cyber support. The women that "help" are on for the most part... fat, homely, married w/ many kids, uneducated and lacking something at home. Please dont hate these people. Without them... the minority of intelligent folks wouldnt have the cheap entertainment we hold so dearly.
pulpfiction0704, don_t_soprano, yummytitsintexas, yada_01, missprincess10002002,wetbeachangel, nice_n_soft, badgrlskippnschool, dee_dee_holland, botflunky... the list goes on and on sadly.
by The Upper Class February 08, 2005

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A Fester on Yahoo is what everyone wants not to become. He is an over weight, middle aged, desperately lonely, quazi yahoo guru. He is the proverbial chat addict. His intelligence is so marginal that he is forced into a repetitive behavior. When attacked, this yahoo chatter will studder, blubber, misspell and mispronounce words. He repeats what he hears and sees typed because his pickled old brain cannot think of a wittism worth his obviously more intelligent rival has just thrown at him. At first cyber glance this fester is a simpelton but there is more. He is a dangerous predator in the chat world. I hanger on. I band wagoner. A lost yahsoul. So my friends I have passed the collection plate to you. Lets find it in our hearts to donate. Put forth any bit of money you can. In time, Fester will have the medical help and mental attention he needs. Until then, hide your children. Alas! this Fester on Yahoo preys on the defensless. His craving for prepubescent genetalia is ravenous.
don t soprano uFester
by The Upper Class February 10, 2005

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A Yahoo chatter that looks eerily like an insurgent. If you look up, you might see a pulpy grinning from the cockpit of a jet headed straight for a tall building. Mullet-headed, breath reeking of cous cous and another man's asshole. With a flick of his hip he can yap on his mic which he keeps securely stapled to his cockend about the most mundane topic.
pulpfiction0704 pulpy uFester pulpy-like
by The Upper Class February 09, 2005

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