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"Prime Minister I Would Like To Fuck". A play on "Milf--Mother I Would Like To Fuck".

Like when some handsome man steps in to fix your country and looks damn good doing it.
"Justin Trudeau just set the motions to legalize weed! Smart, and a total PMILF. Shezzam, bitches!!!"
pmilf by Melly Pants January 25, 2016
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pmilf • PILF • pilfer • PHILF • pilfering • philfing • Pilfatrader • ptilf • PWILF • Pailface
pmilf by masterbating nancy July 7, 2005

pilfiwilfering 

when your dick gets hard and soft in rapid succession
I was trying to fuck jenny last night, but i kept pilfiwilfering
pilfiwilfering by Daman13 September 24, 2019
Punch Me In the Fucking Face
Eric: Dude, ROFL, LMAO, 2 funny!

Greg: PMITFF, I hate internet acronyms.
PMITFF by WiggumChiefWiggum December 19, 2008
To steal.
Pilferer : "I pilfered a stereo in a small riot downtown."
Dude : "Did you pilfer any CD's to go with it."
Pilferer : "Nah. I nearly got caught pilfering this."
pilfer by Diego August 18, 2003
PILF is a gender neutral acronym that stands for Parent I'd Like to Fuck.

aka a non binary MILF
friend- Oh my God They look so fuggn hot, I would rail them in an instant.
What the fuck that's my Mod!?
God PILF's make me go wild
PILF by BeaHab.-. April 9, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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