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(adjective) describes a mood of stable happiness, state of elation, also (esp. males) arousal. Noun: Gladness; adverb: gladly; verb: gladden
Just thinking of Georgie's sensuousness made him glad
glad by Alarick September 13, 2006
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1. Thankful; great-full 2. Joyful or content.
We were glad our family made it home safely.
Glad by Gwen Stacy April 6, 2014
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The feeling a man has after he ejaculates.
I'm so glad that I feel we should sleep together!
Glad by Ereck Flowers March 17, 2015
I do know what you are talking about:) when we were in the same room I could feel my heart attached to his… like a rope pulling me, not the best description.

The spider was a legit spiderdaddy long legged to be exact… still is on vacay…

I am completely 100 percent not witchy:) you can ask any spider :) okay not the furry, quick ones… we probably should for my argument sake keep it to the spiders as my witnesses:) my eyes should love most times, but they can also make people go uh oh…

That is what I meant about being a nuisance. The last thing I want to do is bother him, even if my ideas are super cute and funny. Hence, why I put them in a box now.

Kinda funky today… did something yesterday and it didn’t turn out the way I planned, so then the overthinking starts. And then I couldn’t get on this thing because someone was being a jerk and there was nothing i could do about it.(cryptic… sorry)
And then that causes me to overthink more when I really don’t need to.
That is why I stay in my little dream bubble. Everything is happy:) sometimes I think things are trying to pop my bubble or are blowing me around. (Metaphor for me overthinking and getting in a funk)

if you are just figuring out now I am nuts, I am disappointed:) my best friend last week was a spider who left… even the spider knew I was batty. Maybe the spider thought I was a bat and I was going to eat it… I wouldn’t/couldn’t eat a spider. If I ended up on survivor, I would die of starvation.

Yikes… definitely sounds bad. Glad to hear you are on the mend.
Glad by Just a girl with 💔 October 10, 2023
Inhalants; paint thinner, glue, aerosols, nitrates, gas, etc. Used to get high, typically abused by children.
"Oy Suz, we finkin of gettin' some glad and pounding beyind ol' crusty's bahnyard?"

"Who you fink I'yam William? Not half the 'ore yur mother was."
Glad by marginalizedmelon July 5, 2021

Glad i could do my part

I think you may have done too much.
"Chopper, talk to disfigured World War 2 veterans
who aren't as bitter as they should be."
"Glad i could do my part."
Glad i could do my part by WeRerrr October 22, 2009

glad hands 

Used to describe a handshake from a person who has malicious intentions, in regards to your future.
Fuck smiley glad hands
With hidden agendas
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses

- from "Aenima" by Tool
glad hands by Thug 4 L1f3 September 21, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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