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Confusator 

A person who willingly partakes in the act of confusing other or others. It is used more in educated speech, the lowbrow translation being "annoying bastard".
Student: Hey, what's the answer to number 12?
Confusator: What?
Student: What's the Answer... To question 12 please?
Confusator: Over there.
Student: What?
Confusator: Huh?
Student: Fucking bastard.
Confusator by Reginald Maulding November 8, 2006
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Confusatory 

Man, Ms. Jones assignment is confusatory, man.
Confusatory by Byez November 1, 2004

confustrated 

a mix of confused and frustrated, which often come together
"I can't make sense of this manual - I'm so confustrated."
confustrated by bodhilicious1 August 17, 2008

confusation

An exchange of dialogue without the exchange of logic or understanding.
I overheard a confusation between a christian and a scientologist this morning. It was basically a futile debate between mythology and science fiction.
confusation by chendy April 21, 2008

confusitorial

A tutorial that leaves one more confused than before they started.
Joe carefully read the instructions for the DIY project he was starting, but by the time he finished reading the online confusitorial, he decided to give up and go eat some bacon.
confusitorial by cicadawhisperer October 31, 2011

Confusative 

A hypocritical republican who supports their party’s ideals but whines when implemented policies affect their life because they do not think systematically. Basically, a hypocrite whose motto is “crack down on others but let me do my thing.” They believe in lower taxes but then bitch when the schools are underfunded and roads are crumbling; they think the government is too powerful yet complain it doesn’t have a heavy enough hand (eg not enough cops, poor infrastructure, military isn’t strong enough); they support the war on drugs but drive drunk and use illegal drugs; they believe in the same price for the same service yet complain it’s unfair to poor people.

Examples include: coal miners in WV who believe in free market capitalism yet want subsidies for coal, corn farmers in the Midwest who vote against government benefits/subsidies yet live on the corn subsidy, community college students who believe in fewer subsidies yet attend state-sponsored education, business owners who want lower school budgets yet complain how their employees aren’t educated well, California farmers who want more immigration enforcement but lose half their workforce to ICE, pious churchgoers who support a morally bankrupt president, low income earners who cry for tax cuts yet lose necessary services when it happens, capitalist investors who complain trading fees should be lower for people who have less money.
The Confusatives will always vote for a tiny tax break for themselves, even if it massively reduces taxes for the wealthy and consequently hurts their schools and roads.
"Did you hear about that Trump supporter who got deported as a result of Trump's new policy? It doesn't get more Confusative than that."
Confusatives and NIMBYcrats are wonderfully short-sighted; it's so easy to manipulate them.
Confusative by DGarb June 5, 2019

confusterated 

(adj.)state of being both confuzzled and frusterated.
This test is confusterating me!
confusterated by jonny December 3, 2002