Shirt Topper
Shirt Topper by Jwilly38 May 25, 2023
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short topper
a person who temporarily shaves their head after an event - pleasing or painful.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.
A: LOL look at that guy/girl, they're bald as fuck!
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.
short topper by reallifenojoke July 21, 2021
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Shit Topper
the act of having a wank during or after a shit and jizzing in the bowl of the toilet on top of the shit you've just done.
Shit Topper by Bdubs9191 November 13, 2022
Shit Tipper
"For Male Homosexuals" The Act of A Guy Fucking A Guy Up The Ass And Hitting His Partners Shit In His Anus With The Tip Of His Dick.
When I Fucked John In The Ass I Was Poking His Shit... Haha Your A Shit Tipper
He Told Me He Took A Shit Before I Came Over....
He Told Me He Took A Shit Before I Came Over....
Shit Tipper by bigdickdave January 17, 2008
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