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short topper 

a person who temporarily shaves their head after an event - pleasing or painful.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.
A: LOL look at that guy/girl, they're bald as fuck!
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.
short topper by reallifenojoke July 21, 2021

Shit Topper 

the act of having a wank during or after a shit and jizzing in the bowl of the toilet on top of the shit you've just done.
"Just did a shit topper, sorted me right out"
Shit Topper by Bdubs9191 November 13, 2022

Shit Tipper 

"For Male Homosexuals" The Act of A Guy Fucking A Guy Up The Ass And Hitting His Partners Shit In His Anus With The Tip Of His Dick.
When I Fucked John In The Ass I Was Poking His Shit... Haha Your A Shit Tipper
He Told Me He Took A Shit Before I Came Over....

Shit Tipper by bigdickdave January 17, 2008
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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