Brocist

Someone who discriminates against broccoli.

That guy over there is so brocist.

by uglydaikon January 18, 2021

Brociate

Men that have evolved beyond their previous lives as mere "bro's".

Wife: Who is texting you?
Me: Bitch, it's just my Brociate, don't worry about it

by Brociate November 14, 2020

Brosistance

When a dude is having problems and calls on another dude for assistance.

Man I'm having major girl problems I need brosistance.

by Face!!!!! July 25, 2009

Brocism

Much like racism, brocism is the hatred of other bros

Greg: dude, look at the bro he looks so stupid

Carl: No, dude don't be such a brocist

Greg: Yeah, I think I have a problem with brocism...

by Oakieman March 28, 2009

Brocest

When you have any sexual or romantic relations with a bros family member.

Bob is into brocest. Mans fucking Tom's sister.

by BONTYYYY August 9, 2017

brolisted

The friendzone, for girls.

When you try to hangout with a guy you like, and somehow you become one of his bros and he wouldn't even think of dating you.

"You and Chris get along so well! You should totally date!"

"I wish! But I've been brolisted..."

"Aww, girl, that sucks!"

by leglesslegolegolas February 4, 2013

Brociety

A group of three or more "bros" who would rather spend their time smoking cigarettes, playing lacrosse,drinking to the point of belligerence and talking about all the girls they get. They are usually surrounded by a group of girls hoping to mooch off their good looks and wealth. A very arrogant bunch.

I was going to leave the party but then the brociety showed up and I had to stay.

Did you notice how belligerently drunk the brociety got this weekend? And they still won in beer pong!

I really want to hook up with brociety, so I have to play hard to get.

by Herakles April 4, 2009