Schlark

The most abusive word in existance to call a female.

Someone who has intercourse with anything and/or anyone for fun.

A combination of the following: Slut, cunt, hoe, whore, lesbian, skeezer, skank.

That girl is a complete schlark.

She schlarks herself out to everyone.

by B. Fic July 9, 2005

schlack schlorts

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.

Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

by just make the money January 13, 2014

Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"

by CursedV June 19, 2022

schlurky

Its a german slang word currently very popular in Austria (youth word of the year 2019). Schlurky describes a person who is extremely lit while at the same time being super relaxed.

Historic background: The Austrian "Krocha" youth scene back from the year 2008 gave themselves a make-over. They are now promoting themselves as "Generation Schlurk". Their signature word "schlurky" has evolved from earlier version like "schlurkylicious" and "schlurkaaaay".

"Dein Hut brennt und du bist trotzdem total entspannt - voll schlurky."

"Schlurky ist ein Eigenschaftswort."

"Du bist heute mal wieder besonders schlurky unterwegs!"

"Boah! Ich bin gerade sowas von schlurky!"

by mr.magnet March 20, 2019

schlarve

(v.)
term often used during oral sex, referring to the licking and sucking of penis or vagina.

"...ahh...yeah...schlarve my pole..."

by mona lisa portiere April 1, 2009

Schlork

Eating something of large quantity very quickly

Dude, did you see me schlork that whole buffet?

by Big Lack April 23, 2019

schlanking

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

by Chooj April 2, 2021