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schlarky 

the mental and metaphysical state of being utterly drunk; a complete outerbody drunkeness; if you dont know if you've been schlarky then you definitely havent been; if you take your girlfriend's shoe off her foot to fight someone over a fart when you've been drinking, then you're probably schlarky
"Dude, I was so schlarky last night I tried to place a phone call to the number 7 four times. Then I passed out at Miami Subs until they kicked me out."

"I think I was schlarky when I told that girl's boyfriend that I flicked his girl's butthole with my tongue. He punched me right in the face."

"I was schlarky when I did the Timex (when you wrap your peen around your forearm) at my parents' Christmas party. 'HEY EVERYONE, LOOK WHAT TIME IT IS!!!!'"
schlarky by Bobby Dong December 16, 2007
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schlurky 

Its a german slang word currently very popular in Austria (youth word of the year 2019). Schlurky describes a person who is extremely lit while at the same time being super relaxed.

Historic background: The Austrian "Krocha" youth scene back from the year 2008 gave themselves a make-over. They are now promoting themselves as "Generation Schlurk". Their signature word "schlurky" has evolved from earlier version like "schlurkylicious" and "schlurkaaaay".
"Dein Hut brennt und du bist trotzdem total entspannt - voll schlurky."

"Schlurky ist ein Eigenschaftswort."

"Du bist heute mal wieder besonders schlurky unterwegs!"

"Boah! Ich bin gerade sowas von schlurky!"
schlurky by mr.magnet March 20, 2019
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The most abusive word in existance to call a female.

Someone who has intercourse with anything and/or anyone for fun.

A combination of the following: Slut, cunt, hoe, whore, lesbian, skeezer, skank.
That girl is a complete schlark.

She schlarks herself out to everyone.
Schlark by B. Fic July 9, 2005
(1.) adjective - Art, specifically literature, that is dark and fantastic in nature. Taken from the name Robert Schark, author of the brand new Young Adult children's series "Josh Powers" and the middle grade novel "Big Fred". (2.) adjective - Any subject that is grim and off-the-wall, often involving kidnapping, imprisonment, monsters, and psychological torture with a fantastic or wondrous twist, intended to "both frighten and enlighten", as per the Robert Schark writing style. (3.) adjective - A personality or demeanor reminiscent of the Scharkan literary style or Robert Schark personage.
1. "Have you read that new horror novel about underground aliens taking over Los Angeles? It's disturbing and hilarious, very Scharky."

2. "That sci-fi movie we saw last week was really scary but really funny too. Scharky."

3. "Have you met James yet? He's a dark and brooding artist, but he can always make people laugh. He's exceptionally Scharky."
Scharky by the specter January 1, 2009

schlurky 

Jugendwort des Jahres 2019. Von der Generation Schlurk benutzter Slangausdruck. Als „schlurky“ werden Dinge, Personen oder Tiere bezeichnet, denen man eine gewisse „Schlurkyness“ zuschreibt. In der Emanzipations-Phase der Schlurky-Jugend-Kultur wurde vereinzelt auch das Wort „Schlurkylicious“ oder „Schlurkaaaay“ benutzt.
„Das ist mal sowas von schlurky.“

„Hat hier jemand schlurky gesagt?“

„Guck mal, die Frau dahinten hat ein T-Shirt an, auf dem ‚schlurky‘ steht“
schlurky by vollschlurky February 20, 2019

schnarky 

The used car salesman was schnarky!
schnarky by vandango April 15, 2009

schnarky 

deceitful or sneaky; also synonymous with the terms evil and stupid to the extreme. This is a term that also requires the user to whistle slightly and produce a mild amount of spittle during the enunciation of the word to be grammatically correct in its application.
"She was really schnarky about the fact that she was once a man."

"I am Schnarky...as in Dark Schnarky: your new ruler and master from the planet Komakon. Bow to my power humans least I unleash the power of the Schnah upon you!"
schnarky by Dark Schnarky November 13, 2009
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