"Ok seriously, is sucking at life not enough right now?? Do I NOT have enough personal shit going on?? I realize mercury is in retrograde but, aside from that I'm almost positive that the sun/moon/stars are perfectly lined against me!!
The following has happened in the last week:
Wednesday - While vacuuming the vacuum caught fire! Not just smoke that smelled horrible but actual flames! No more vacuum.
Friday - Wicked gnar traffic because a CRANE falls on the 405! The "check engine" light goes on in my
car (less than 15K miles on my
car) My dinner plans flaked out/had a better option.
Saturday - Didn't want to get out of
bed all day, so I'm chillin in my room watching
tv & all of a sudden the picture is GONE on every channel! I have a Sony and its no more than 5 yrs old!! I have sound but NO PICTURE, I no longer "watch tv" in my room...
Today - bought two 6 packs of
beer just before I get home. I
parked & gathered my purse/messenger bag, reached to grab the
beer and drop my makeup bag which breaks the only thing that keeps me sane in traffic & allows me to
eat my "cake". So I start to cry and walk upstairs and the god damn 7-11 bag tears and I
broke an entire 6 pack of michelob ultra.
All of this is a "True Story"
I give up! Whoever is fucking with me, you win!
*** waves white flag ***" -
cara mia
Classic example of D.T.A.L.