Laurence's definitions

D.T.A.

Dont trust anybody. Slogan for WWE superstar Stone Cold Steve Austin

I killed a hoe D.T.A. mother fucker!

by Laurence October 24, 2004

Fubsy

Fat Ugly Bastard. This teacher at my school was simply known as "Fubsy" because he was a bastard. And fat. And ugly. Even the staff called him that, behind his back, and he didn't have a clue.

"Hey, peg it, Fubsy's coming!"

by Laurence March 20, 2005

deez

sick nasty, wicked awesome.

man: that was so deez when you jumped off that cliff
me: yaaaaa i know, but
man: but what mann
me: it was really undeez when you didnt jump off with me
man: haha, undeez sounds like undeez as in underwear, haha

by Laurence March 6, 2005

Wintersun

An extremely talented new band formed by former Ensiferum member Jari Mäenpää. They play extremely good fast folk/melodeath/power metal. Their first album, the self titled "Wintersong" features only Jari playing every instrument except drums and Kai Hahto playing drums.

1: Did you get that Wintersun album?
2: Hell yeah, they rock!

by Laurence May 13, 2005

In Flames

In Flames are a Death turned Nu metal band that once was the (or one of the) greatest metal bands around. But after the release of Clayman the band went down hill making albums like Reroute To Remain

In Flames are touring with Killswitch Engage, are you gonna go?
Fuck yeah!

by Laurence April 15, 2004

frizzed

the act of when someone is high or drunk.

man: im so frizzed right now i can barely talk, u?
me: of course, would i be anything else?
man: nahhhh, straight edged people are shits to shit on when i show them my crack...
me: haha, crack in like what i am frizzed off of right now and butt crack
man: i know im hilar

by Laurence March 6, 2005

Incubus

Incubus is a demon that rapes women in their sleep. It is to put in simple terms, the male form of the succubus.

Incubus is also an amazing rock band. They have not only amazing music, but great lyrics and vocals that tie it all together. Over the years they have been changing and evolving, but they have yet to release anything disappointing to their fans.

I am seeing Incubus in concert!

Girl: Ouch... My vagina aches...
Boy: It was the Incubus, I swear... (whistles innocently)

by Laurence April 15, 2004