D.T.A.L. 

acronym meaning "deep throat at life." used to describe someone who sucks so much at life that they've managed to turn it into a talent, like deep throat.

"Ok seriously, is sucking at life not enough right now?? Do I NOT have enough personal shit going on?? I realize mercury is in retrograde but, aside from that I'm almost positive that the sun/moon/stars are perfectly lined against me!!
The following has happened in the last week:
Wednesday - While vacuuming the vacuum caught fire! Not just smoke that smelled horrible but actual flames! No more vacuum.
Friday - Wicked gnar traffic because a CRANE falls on the 405! The "check engine" light goes on in my car (less than 15K miles on my car) My dinner plans flaked out/had a better option.
Saturday - Didn't want to get out of bed all day, so I'm chillin in my room watching tv & all of a sudden the picture is GONE on every channel! I have a Sony and its no more than 5 yrs old!! I have sound but NO PICTURE, I no longer "watch tv" in my room...
Today - bought two 6 packs of beer just before I get home. I parked & gathered my purse/messenger bag, reached to grab the beer and drop my makeup bag which breaks the only thing that keeps me sane in traffic & allows me to eat my "cake". So I start to cry and walk upstairs and the god damn 7-11 bag tears and I broke an entire 6 pack of michelob ultra.
All of this is a "True Story"
I give up! Whoever is fucking with me, you win!
*** waves white flag ***" - cara mia

Classic example of D.T.A.L.

D.T.A.L. by vee hilton December 14, 2008

D.T.H.A.L.L.R

Down To Have A Long Lasting Relationship

Hey man, did you ask your crush if she was "D.T.H.A.L.L.R"

D.T.H.A.L.L.R by FlatDuckling December 3, 2017

W.I.N.D.S.T.A.L.K.E.R 

Weird Idiot Neighbor Doing Something Terrible And Leaving Kittens Everywhere Really

My neighbor is a serious W.I.N.D.S.T.A.L.K.E.R

W.I.N.D.S.T.A.L.K.E.R by 1AM August 28, 2016

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch

Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L by Omnibender February 22, 2011

L.A.T.D.B 

a fun little game in which you look at some guy in some public place that is the definition of douchebag, and you say out loud. "look at that douche bag!"

but the point of the game here is to say it louder and louder each time it is said, just dont get yourself killed

Steve: *walking through the mall* oh man that mama's boy we just passed looks like he needs his ass kicked. L.A.T.D.B?

Bob: look at that douchbag!! i totally called it

Steve: hey wangster alert two o'clock. LOOK AT THAT DOUCHBAG!

Bob: damn bro that was loud dont get us beat up

Steve: dont be a douchebag...

L.A.T.D.B by jacktherogue November 28, 2009

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! by Semmelweis December 16, 2018