Greg is the strongest
army on the internet. If you are one of Greg, you are immune to all diseases and you will live
forever.
(Danny Gonzalez is the owner of the
army. He is the reincarnation of Jesus.)
Guy 1: Are you part of
Greg?
Guy 2: I'm not. What is Greg?
Guy 1: Greg is the strongest
army on
the internet. You will be immortal if you join Greg. The only thing you have to give up is your oil and tobacco.