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I'm willing to get closer if you are
when a girl has absoultely no idea how to respond to your confession so will instantly default to "i'm willing to get closer if you are"
I'm honestly truly flattered, your the nicest guy i've ever known but i'm willing to get closer if you are
I'm willing to get closer if you are by doggiestar314 March 14, 2021
tryna get chose
tryna get chose by John Claude di Ronaldi May 28, 2011
A Closed Mouth Doesn't Get Fed
A saying popular among adults, which means if you do not open your mouth you will not get what it is you want.
Jane was too quiet at the birthday party, and when everyone got their food, she was last to get hers.
Mother came to Jane and said 'Why aren't you eating?'
Jane responded 'I do want to eat...'
Mother concluded, "A closed mouth doesn't get fed. Next time open your mouth."
Mother came to Jane and said 'Why aren't you eating?'
Jane responded 'I do want to eat...'
Mother concluded, "A closed mouth doesn't get fed. Next time open your mouth."
A Closed Mouth Doesn't Get Fed by NIS April 26, 2013
CLOSED LEGS DON'T GET FED
WOMAN #1: "I DON'T MIND STRIPPING BUT HAVING SEX IS A WHOLE NOTHER THING."
WOMAN #2: "GIRL IN THIS BUSINESS, CLOSED LEGS DON'T GET FED."
WOMAN #2: "GIRL IN THIS BUSINESS, CLOSED LEGS DON'T GET FED."
CLOSED LEGS DON'T GET FED by SENRYAN July 24, 2009
get out of the closet
get out of the closet by person who got out of it May 26, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026