Mopunt

A girl so young that you would punt her away, after first molesting her.

He bro, you see that girl walking down the street? How old is she? Bro, she's like 12 but a total mopunt.

Mopunt by Mopunt 69 December 31, 2016

Mount St. Helen's volcano 

In 1980, it erupted & blew all the trees down that were around it for 30 Miles! The ash carried for over 500 Miles & was like glass. It's located in Washington near the Oregon border. On May 18th, it erupted at 8:32 AM Mountain Time.

When Mount St. Helen's volcano's dust reached us, I didn't know what was happening. I thought someone was drag~racing! We had to stay indoors for a week & hose off the roof, yards, & driveways. What a shocker! Talk about Power!!

Mount St. Helen's volcano by Starchylde May 28, 2016

Big Mountain Skier

Douchebag who thinks he is better than everyone else because he has skied at a large mountain.

Josh thinks he’s such a big mountain skier, all day he’s been saying how small this hill is compared to Colorado.

Big Mountain Skier by Waddy153 February 4, 2018

cumming around the mountain

When a woman gets-off by rubbing herself on your chest.

Man, after the season finale of "Idol" last week, there was a huge after party. I hear that Paula Abdul was Cumming Around the Mountain on one of the contestants! I wish I was there!

cumming around the mountain by richard vendor October 22, 2012

Mountain Trash 

Snowboarders, particularly when they are "littered" all over the mountain or ski area. When not scraping snow off the mountain you can find them taking up entire trails either waiting for their turn on a feature at the terrain park or just hanging out on the slopes.

"Dude, that trail had a ton of knuckle-draggers on it."
"Seriously, there was Mountain trash everywhere."

Mountain Trash by dirtykurty May 7, 2012

clothes mountain 

A pile of both clean and dirty clothing that forms on top of a bed. The clothes mountain serves joint functions, as both clothes storage and a sleeping surface. It tends to begin innocuously as a stray item of clothing, but quickly builds to a towering height and a base that swallows up the entire bed. It is prone to clothing avalanches, thus spilling dirty underwear and tube tops onto the floor, forming a sort of clothes mountain range. If not treated quickly, the clothes mountain range will become a parasitic addition to the bedroom, hindering passageway in the event of a fire.

"Kay Kay, put your laundry away! Mom doesn't want to see the clothes mountain anymore!"

clothes mountain by Nennis October 9, 2008

Mount Pleasant Rattlesnake 

This is when you are jerking off all over a girl's face and wearing a watch or bracelet on your jerking wrist that makes a rattling noise.

Last night, I straddled her and jerked off all over her... We were pretty quiet, except for the sound of the Mount Pleasant Rattlesnake.

Mount Pleasant Rattlesnake by Bog-man July 12, 2016