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Rattlesnake

Type of dance in which: persons wiggle with arms tight to body in snake like fashion to the song of same name by King Gizzard & the Lizzard Wizard.
Rattle rattle rattle rattle RATTLESNAKE *wiggle*
by doseface February 2, 2019
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Another word for suicide, but it is a suicide completed by taking a concoction of pills, the word comes from the sound of the bottle before the pills are taken.
I'm just going to rattlesnake and leave this world.
by Climatecontr January 19, 2020
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rattlesnake

a person who has done you over, ripped you off or in someway been a real slack bastard to you
Johnny, you fuckin' rattlesnake

You're a rattlesnake, and your full of shit, i fuckin' hate you, 'cause you're a rattlesnake!!
by Dimp Paddy December 29, 2003
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Rattlesnake

To jerk a guy off by vigorously, yet gently, shaking his dick back and forth with your hand.
"I just did the Rattlesnake to him last night, he got off in no time and i didnt even have to blow him"
by cougartown97 April 5, 2010
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(1) ' n. Any of various poisonous American snakes, of genera Crotalus and Sistrurus, having a rattle at the end of its tail. ' -- Wiktionary

(2) According to Kurt Vonnegut, the rattlesnake is a creature so inimical to humankind that it makes you wonder about the vaunted benevolence of the Creator of the Universe.
EXAMPLE:

' Dwayne mimicked her cruelly in a falsetto voice . . . He looked about as pleasant and relaxed as a coiled rattlesnake now. It was his bad chemicals, of course, which were compelling him to look like that . . .

' The Creator of the Universe had put a rattle on its {the rattlesnake's} tail. The Creator had also given it front teeth which were hypodermic syringes filled with deadly poison.

' Sometimes I wonder about the Creator of the Universe. '

-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions" -- Chapter 15 (page 159 - 160).
by Dinkum August 28, 2013
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RATTLESNAKE

A fat line of cocaine ended by crushed MDMA.
I'm still rattled by that RATTLESNAKE bruh bruh
by God Less America June 12, 2015
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Rattlesnake

An aggressive manoeuver used to ward off potential threats against oneself.

When one correctly performs a rattlesnake, they will have succeeded in poking the assailant's eyes (please refer to The Three Stooges for more information) and also biting them in the scrotum (if they happen to be male).

There is room for variation and interpretation, but preferably, one will not actually have to go through with the threat; the assailant will be confused with your random combination of threats, or scared for their lives.
Fred: "Hey, Tom! Give me my hat back before I rattlesnake you!"

Tom: "What's a rattlesnake...?"

Fred: "It's where I poke you in the eyes and bite your scrotum!"

Tom: "Woah! Weird! Take your hat back and never talk to me again!"
by !leahciM July 29, 2008
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