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andover ohio

Andover Ohio is a small town in Northeast Ohio in Ashtabula County. The town is hopelessly boring and pathetic as is all of its residents. It's very mundane. There is no entertainment, shopping or food choices. High school kids resort to sitting around on the Andover Square on Friday nights revving their parents car engines and trying to make their lives sound interesting. Small minded community. Limited breeding options. Tourists flock there every summer to go fishing in Pymatuning and swim in the stank beach. The schools are horrible. Not only do they get the lowest test scores in the county, they are nicknamed "Pregnant Valley" due to the number of very young girls who get pregnant. They actually had a school program for pregnant or young mothers to attend. By young I mean 12-13 year old kids. The only school with that program in the county. The schools football team is pitiful
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"It's a place you go when you have no hopes or dreams for a better life"
andover ohio by Crazybutcute December 27, 2016
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026