textnosis 

Hypnosis caused by receiving text messages from someone because the SMS message server sends them out of order.

Last night I was in textnosis when I congratulated Happy New Year to this girl, and her responses came out of order because the servers were jammed.

textnosis by guesswholaura January 1, 2009

textposts 

Something created on Tumblr and spread through Tumblr and Instagram, usually referencing some aspect of popular culture and geared to be relatable and make audiences laugh.

I spent all night on Instagram last night, looking at Tumblr textposts.

textposts by That Tumblr Girl December 22, 2014

Titnosis

Described as the powerful hypnotic affect breasts have on men.

Hey Fred? Fred!

Wow man, check out Fred. He's totally tit-whipped under Heidi's powerful Titnosis.

Titnosis by Jon-Miester July 22, 2010

textnesia 

The temporary amnesia you get when texting someone with a question or comment, and having them reply several hours or days, long after you've forgotten what it was you asked them. This also works in chat conversations where the person replies long after you closed the chat window.

Jack: Wanna check out that show on Friday? They got a two for one in the paper today.

Dana (three days later): Sure but I didn't get the paper.

Jack: Huh? What paper? Sorry. Textnesia.

textnesia by Kevnar April 11, 2008

textorist 

One who terrorizes another by sending a massive number of texts to his victim with the sole intent to (a) use up their free texts (if they are such a gignoramus as to not have unlimited texting; or (b) to simply overload their phone and time to delete all the nonsensical texts.

Jane is a real textorist! She texted me 653 times from jail thanking me for not bailing her out. I blew my free texts and my "delete" key! Ugh!!

textorist by Iamnotone May 4, 2010

Titnosis

1) A peculiar condition of the nervous system, induced by a fixed and abstracted attention of the mental and visual eye, on a pair of great tits.

2) Titnosis is a trance-like state in which you have heightened focus, concentration and inner absorption on a pair of great tits. When you're under titnosis, you usually feel calm and relaxed, and you can concentrate intensely on only one thought, memory, or feeling while blocking out distractions.

Under titnosis, you're more open than usual to suggestions, and this can be used to modify your perceptions, behavior, sensations and emotions. You're more open to suggestion during titnosis so your free will is gone and you lose control over your behavior.

Cindy demonstrated the power of Titnosis by wearing a push-up bra with a deep V-Neck shirt. She had every guy in the room titnotised as soon as she walked through the door.

Titnosis by Robert Eely July 26, 2010

textnoring 

The act of ignoring the person you are talking with live in person because you are too distracted reading and writing texts.
A combination of Ignoring and Texting.

stop textnoring me or I'll put my clothes back on.

textnoring by mcxxii July 15, 2010