an amalgamation or portmanteau of ‘porn’ + ‘parody’ \ a term for a pornographic parody on a conventional film, TV show, and any other work of art, or media event
v. to shorten the lifespan of a computer significantly by viewing excessive amounts of pornography. Very similar to catching a STD but for your computer. Making it extremely complicated and frustrating to stream music, movies or any website.
bro 1: "Dude did you jump on the computer and watch the new episode of Tim and Eric?"
bro 2: " I would thoroughlyenjoy that but I've porned my computer to death