fartpatch 

the small patch of hair on the lower back. AKA: "Fartch"

"My Fartpatch looks like a moldy cheeseburger"

fartpatch by Insane Wayne October 5, 2008

fartache

When you hold in a fart and you get a stomachache.

Bob: Oh man I had a huge fartache because I was on the subway and I didn't want to fart in front of everyone!

Susie: Oh are you okay?

fartache by hannaHHannah March 25, 2009

fartcatcher 

An obsequious servant, waiter, or sales assistant; one who continually follows closely behind their employer/customer, fawning and pathetically eager to please.

The moment you entered the store, you had a fartcatcher treading on your heels.

fartcatcher by Finbarthebad June 5, 2007

fartathon

Group of three or more people continually farting; similar to a marathon, though running is replaced with farting.

Chris: Hey breh, want to come over tonight for a fartathon?
Reggie: No, sorry. I've got to study for my chemistry exam.

fartathon by MOMuvmENT April 17, 2010

Fartcatchers 

High-waisted panties, specially those so high-waisted as to cover the bellybutton at the front, and look even more weird as shit for our sober modern standards from the back, as if the wearer had a great problem letting even the smallest amount of fart to ever leave her, hence the name.

Gordon: Hey Chad, how was your sexy time with that hot chick last night?

Chad: She was wearing fucking fartcatchers! My boner withered as quickly as I kicked that bitch out of the room!

Gordon: So gay. Bad choice of underwear tho

Fartcatchers by SHITCOCK February 8, 2013

farsnatcher 

Someone that will always ask to borrow something but will not return it until asked alot up to about 5 times.

dude for the past week he has been a farsnatcher with some of my games

farsnatcher by q w e r t y September 26, 2020

fartbitch 

Similar to a "bitch-ass," a fartbitch is a dislikable female who often farts around people in public.

That damned fartbitch just walked by and now I can't breathe.

fartbitch by Fart McBitch March 23, 2009