The sex toy version of the
cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their
libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with
the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.
She could hardly get to the
vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its
plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be
one of those nights!