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a social gathering in which one watches movies. typically including but not limited to hairspray, insidious, and mamma mia 2. also where one eats corn dogs, listens to the star spangled banner why whitney houston, and cries on the kitchen floor.
bro today was so awful. i need a cryfest.
cryfest by notsarah September 18, 2019
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cryberry 

1. (noun) Getting your feelings hurt, being offended or getting all bent out of shape because of something petty or stupid.

2. (noun) A person who cries into his/her cranberry vodka over a lost love.

3. (noun) The mispronunciation of the common slang "crybaby"

4. (noun) the product of cross breeding strawberries, blue berries and baby seal tears.
1. Michelle said "Jenny stop being a cryberry about it we are not talking walnuts. "

2. Wow these Cryberries taste great, what was the baby seal tear count again?
cryberry by shovex March 12, 2011

crybernate 

When you go and cry, alone under your covers with the lights off for a really long time.
Guy 1: Timmy got dumped by his gf.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah. Poor guy's been crybernating all day.

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Girl 1: Omg I failed my exam!
Girl 2: Who cares? Go crybernate a river...
crybernate by ChargeitUp October 8, 2016
A person who says they will never cry in movies but ends up doing so.

A mix of cry and liar.
"Uhh, I knew she was a total cryler when she watches Titanic."
cryler by Tekita August 9, 2009

cryerbation 

1.)To masturbate while crying.
2.)To lubricate ones passion with ones own tears.
Billy indulged in cryerbation after his girlfriend dumped him.
cryerbation by Fuckin skank November 14, 2007

crybernating 

Spending time away from regular daily activities after being defeated by the world, to sulk and have a self 'why me' pity party... enabling one to come back into the world, refreshed- back with a vengeances.
After losing Brandon in the Big Brother House, Rachel spent much of a week crybernating, only to be ready to compete to her fullest against the other competitors.
crybernating by french tipsy August 15, 2011