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To have one's actions be controlled by another individual(s) due to inebriation, cognitive impairment or death all whilst maintaining the outward pretence of autonomy.

Derivation: From the film 'Weekend At Bernie's' where the titular protagonist was puppeteered through a number of jolly japes whilst being deceased.
Joe was so drunk that he needed to be Bernied all the way home.

Joe was so senile that we Bernied him all the way through his presidency.
Bernied by Gravitas Lost May 5, 2023

Bernie Bummer 

Don't be a Bernie Bummer.
Bernie Bummer by The Man To Beat August 14, 2010

crusty berries

Tiny balls of dried semen stuck to pubes on the nutsack from repeatedly masterbating On One's Self With No Clean Up sort of like a dingle berrymade from poo on ass hair
I need a shower I have so many crusty berries from all this porn I've been watching
crusty berries by blumpkin25 February 9, 2015

reverse bernie sanders 

A sex act consisting of vigorous fingering.

Going Bernie

To become so drunk you're practically dead.

You are Bernie from "Weekend at Bernie's".
He's Going Bernie!

Uh oh, He's Gone Bernie!

Have you met my old mate Bern?
Going Bernie by JC3 October 17, 2012

more berries 

a feeling that harry styles experiences when high on watermelon sugar
harry styles wants more berries, i think he's a junkie on watermelon sugar
more berries by BOBBYROOSSSO September 28, 2020