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baynard taft 

one who trades sexual favors for prescription drugs/friends/ky jelly/banana pudding/etc in prison. also can be shortened to "nard"
make sure you wear 2 condoms for that one, he is a baynard taft.
baynard taft by Nunya January 5, 2005

Barnard Castle 

Market town near Durham, thought by some to be one of the first locations of yarndling in the north of England. Scrimming basins have been discovered from the air, dating back to Paleolithic times.
Have you seen the fascinating exhibition of yarndling stools at Barnard Castle?

Barnard Castle 

"Cameron has to go for a Barnard Castle later today as he might need glasses."
Barnard Castle by W_M_D May 27, 2020
Bayardo is a male who is very cute and always is very attractive and is good in bed and has a 6 pack and he always sags his pants
This nigga a bayardo
To be fucked in the anus by a nigger named Barnard. Pretty nice fellow if I do say so myself.
Guy 1: Yo my ass is so sore, I got fuckin barnarded last night!
Barnarded by Lil Oof Dick May 22, 2019

Barnard Castle eye test 

A lie so obviously false no one could possibly believe it.
"The NHS is perfectly safe in tory hands"
I think you should take the "barnard castle eye test" mate