Zached 

Beyond fucked up...blacked out...drunk and ridiculous.

Kimmy was so zached that she woke up faced down in the middle of the park with nothing but a bra and panties on.

Consider yourslef zached when your pissing in the sink at 2:30 in the morning.

Zached by stoney ek February 5, 2010

zached 

To violently put something/person in its place. Usually resulting in improper functioning of said thing/person.

after playing a particularly frustrating game of halo 2, he got up and with unwavering intention picked up his Xbox and ZACHED it,big time.

zached by zach ar eye ah January 1, 2009

Zached 

The act of getting a TA for a Class that just spends three hours in a workshop and accomplishes nothing.

Bro, we just got Zached

Zached by Mesane February 3, 2015

Zached 

To get canceled on suddenly and without notice.

We were all going to meet up and play cards, until we got zached at the last moment.

Zached by Grkfire013 April 3, 2019

zached 

rounding up the split tab so you can over charge your friends

Went to the bar the other night with Jason and the tab came to $110. Jason sent me an apple pay request for $60. Totally zached me. What a douche.

zached by mrmixx August 24, 2022

zached

to rape and sexually assault a femail

omg he just zached her

zached by jackfis h November 3, 2025

zuched 

when someone slaps a limp cold zucchini on your plate when you're least expecting it

"bro you just got zuched"
"i had a whole mental breakdown after being violently zuched"
"I just got zuched all over my pesto"

zuched by dangerousbaby June 22, 2022