Tounch 

Tounch means to take up bumsex in a wooded environment. Any gender can participate in the art of tounching, and any wooded environment is allowed, from small woods to large forests.

Fancy a walk to the forest for a quick tounch?

Tounch by Andrew Stokes August 23, 2007

Tounch 

Vagina

"I was so close to getting to touch her tounch," the sexually frustrated twelve year old exclaimed.

Tounch by illuminaughty January 17, 2015

tounch 

An amount of something that is obviously too much but you’d like to downplay that fact

Brian: How much ice cream did you eat?!
Me: Just a tounch… I saved you the last spoonful…

tounch by lobesonthesand May 11, 2022

touch noodle 

A stupid fucking insult twelve year olds without a sense of grammatical coherence use to defend Logan Paul exploiting someone’s suicide in the comment section of a YouTube video

Oh and buy the way your a fucking touch noodle he’s more runner and more awesome than you dick I clicked on the video to see how you gonna prove this bullshit you dumbass clickbait asshole

touch noodle by hterbluc May 1, 2018

Touch Starved 

When one has the strong desire to be touched (not usually in a sexual way). Examples of touch are hugs, kisses, or just something simple as holding hands. Humans feel this desire due to the fact the body releases the hormone oxytocin during skin-on-skin contact. Without it, adults are more susceptible to depression and infants can have developmental problems or even die. This craving can be satisfied through a friend (if you're comfortable with affection, some platonic relationships are more hands off) or a partner.

Alex: Since I broke up with Taylor I've been so touch starved...
Andy: Wanna hug?

Alex: Yeah :)

*insert a cute hug here*

Touch Starved by Thyla The Timeless January 28, 2018

Munch the trunch 

Trunch is British slang for prick it derives from truncheon (well what do yu think it looks like when it’s angry) and munch the trunch is what a bird does when she goes down on you to give you a blowjob. Incidentally it’s not all good news, Madonna has threatened to perform this act on anyone who votes for Hilary Clinton; I think I’d sooner have good news.

I’m emigrating! Madonna’s threatened to go down on me and munch the trunch!

Munch the trunch by AKACroatalin October 24, 2016

No Touch Bondage Slut 

A Bondage Slut that is so pre occupied with her fetish of being tied up that she has no will, desire, or even care to touch you or pleasure you as well. Even when her hands aren’t tied, invisible ropes seem to keep her hands from doing any touching or exploring of you and your body.

Hey did I tell you, that slut i met on Tinder, the one I thought would be a freak because she likes bondage......turned out to be a No Touch Bondage Slut What a colossal disappointment, ya know....who would of figured.

No Touch Bondage Slut by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 1, 2019