tounch

An amount of something that is obviously too much but you’d like to downplay that fact

Brian: How much ice cream did you eat?!
Me: Just a tounch… I saved you the last spoonful…

by lobesonthesand May 11, 2022

devil’s portion

Two-thirds of anything

How dare she? I gave her a slice of my peach pie and she only ate a Devil’s portion…
And at my daughter’s quinceanera!!!

by lobesonthesand May 11, 2022