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The bullshit so called tunes passed off as country music.
I love true country music not that cuntrap crap.
cuntrap by jpg3 November 14, 2011

cuntsplain 

The act of presumptuously telling another how they think due to an identified group belonging; especially within a perceived patriarchal societal construct.

Similar to mansplaining in that it is condescending and patronizing, but dissimilar in that cuntsplanations are also accompanied by a significant share of resentment and/or vitriol.
“I don’t go out with her anymore. Every time she gets more than one drink in her she starts cuntsplaining to everyone how their individuality is really just a symptom of an oppressive cultural construct and nothing more.”
cuntsplain by acearce June 20, 2016

cuntsplaining 

When a feminist opens her mouth and words come out.
Woman- we have to come up with something together

Man- stop cuntsplaining at me
cuntsplaining by Notagoy December 17, 2016

Cuntnapped 

When a roommate goes missing and you assume to think she/he is with his/her girlfriend. The missing person the roommate or friend is with usually is always a significant other and is female. Context can be used for lesbian couples and also used for a man who has gone missing with a female partner. playing off the word kidnapped only in a sexual context.
"I haven't heard from your roommate, have you?" "Oh he/she didn't come home last night" "Oh no I think she's/He's been Cuntnapped!"
Cuntnapped by Jo Brag March 30, 2008

Cuntspeare 

a playwright, poet, and actor who works in the porn industry
Bobby is a terrific cuntspeare
Cuntspeare by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

cuntslap 

A small friendly tap on a vagina as in a way of congratulating.
I cuntslapped Mary on her wonderful work, and was mysteriously fired from my job weeks later.
cuntslap by dengaNJ March 15, 2004