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The Spread Eagle Has Landed 

When your sleazy, white trash, welfare-dependant daughter comes back to roost at your home with her five illegitimate children – because she just can’t make ends meet on four handouts alone.

With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!

It’s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer, drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or car repairs.
Man1: I heard that C moved back in with you, with all the kids.

Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!
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Its like getting owned, but it is much funnier to watch and can be much more painful. It can also be doing something utterly embarrassing.
Person 1- Hahaha,Conrad just missed a open net goal

Person 2- Ya man, he just got b-laked
b-laked by khanvict April 28, 2007
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eagle has landed 

This was also a popular WW2 movie where Michael Caine was a German who landed in the UK to assinate Churchill.
eagle has landed by Scartissue April 21, 2005
the act of a friend asking you to go out for one drink and you proceed to drink enough alcohol to kill an adult gorilla
boss: oh man, you look terrible what happened to you last night

hung over guy: got laned

boss: ahhh, that explains it
laned by ocimatarf October 11, 2009

lankenstein 

A lanky person who walks with their arms like a Tyrannous Rex or a mentally challenged child
Wow Connor is a real lankenstein his arms are so long and lanky he has to walk like a t-rex
lankenstein by Jesus Suarez August 18, 2016
verb. coined by B.K.

When you've been blacklisted from an Alpha Chi formal
David got laned from Alpha Chi formal because he blacked out on the golf course.
laned by axo1885 March 29, 2017
When your friend lance decides to shove a pool torpedo up your butt when you’re just trying to swim.
When I went to the pool I got lanced by my friend.”
Lanced by Kordops February 5, 2019