tomvict

A teen boy, who plays softball and get struck out every time he bats. He is also the laughing stock of the whole team.

Teammate 1: OMG he just struck out 3 times in a row.

Teammate 2: What a tomvict

by khanvict May 11, 2007

b-laked

Its like getting owned, but it is much funnier to watch and can be much more painful. It can also be doing something utterly embarrassing.

Person 1- Hahaha,Conrad just missed a open net goal

Person 2- Ya man, he just got b-laked

by khanvict April 28, 2007

accio life

A spell used by a die-hard harry potter fan. It is used as a lame attempt to humiliate the victim. It is usually followed by the spell caster saying there is nothing to take.

Person 1: Accio life... oh nothing is coming
Person 2: You fag... (Takes wand and stabs harry potter fan)

by khanvict August 30, 2007

dugout dump

When someone takes a dump in a dugout on a baseball diamond.

Person 1: What the hell is that sitting on the dugout?

Person 2: Oh shit, Conrad must have taken a dugout dump

Person 1: That some wack shit.

by khanvict August 30, 2007