the act of a friend asking you to go out for one drink and you proceed to drink enough alcohol to kill an adult gorilla
boss: oh man, you look terrible what happened to you last night
hung over guy: got laned
boss: ahhh, that explains it
hung over guy: got laned
boss: ahhh, that explains it
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When a woman with a fatherless child tries to get a new guy to be the new father within a few weeks of dating. He's getting 'fast-laned' into a family he didn't start.
"Mikey's only been with her a month and the kid's calling him 'Dad'. I think he's getting fast-laned!"
by Swarmpi04 November 9, 2014
Get the fast-laned mug.When ordering food from a drive-thru restaurant, if your order is sufficiently exceptional or complex that you are directed to pull forward to a parking space.
by Sensei Ted November 18, 2012
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Girl 2 : yeah I scrubbed muh aney with his white rod....I lois laned that bro!!!
Girl 2 : yeah I scrubbed muh aney with his white rod....I lois laned that bro!!!
by i740solid August 30, 2009
Get the Lois Laned mug.The mis-pronounced version of the word “brilliant” that was said by @ widdytitty (on tiktok) ‘s mom throughout her and her brothers childhood.
by nickiminajforprez January 27, 2021
Get the pre-land mug.A mildly mocking synonym for the United States. It originated in the song “Another Pleasant Valley Sunday” written, in 1967, by American song writing duo Gerry Goffin and Carole King. The song, recorded by American group the Monkees, highlights an obsession that Goffin and King thought was common to many Americans namely to increase their status. To have a bigger house, a better car, more televisions, more of everything than anyone else to show how “important” they are. They don’t actually need all this stuff, they just want them as status symbols.
Now before anyone gets pissed off and rejects this definition, think about it; the phenomenon may be more widespread and common than people think, why do so many people try to get a definition on Urban Dictionary? Is it to include a new definition, or a variant of an existing definition to increase the useful content of Urban Dictionary, or is it to give them something to boast about to their friends, a status symbol?
Incidentally, if you think Goffin and King were being too general about Americans and status symbols consider the group that recorded the song, the Monkees. They were manufactured by the American music industry in an attempt to rival the Beatles, so were the Monkees musicians or an attempt at a status symbol?
Now before anyone gets pissed off and rejects this definition, think about it; the phenomenon may be more widespread and common than people think, why do so many people try to get a definition on Urban Dictionary? Is it to include a new definition, or a variant of an existing definition to increase the useful content of Urban Dictionary, or is it to give them something to boast about to their friends, a status symbol?
Incidentally, if you think Goffin and King were being too general about Americans and status symbols consider the group that recorded the song, the Monkees. They were manufactured by the American music industry in an attempt to rival the Beatles, so were the Monkees musicians or an attempt at a status symbol?
Another Pleasant Valley Sunday, here in status symbol land.
With thanks to Gerry Goffin and Carole King.
With thanks to Gerry Goffin and Carole King.
by AKACroatalin November 22, 2015
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