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the act of a friend asking you to go out for one drink and you proceed to drink enough alcohol to kill an adult gorilla
boss: oh man, you look terrible what happened to you last night
hung over guy: got laned
boss: ahhh, that explains it
hung over guy: got laned
boss: ahhh, that explains it
by ocimatarf October 11, 2009
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guy 1: so i heard you stopped drinking after saturday
guy 2: nah, i ended up getting zoli'd! drank my face off on sunday, monday, and tuesday
guy 2: nah, i ended up getting zoli'd! drank my face off on sunday, monday, and tuesday
by ocimatarf September 5, 2010
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