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Moses Lake Oral B-J
The process of a woman performing relation on a man until he ejaculates into a toothbrush which is then inserted into his urethra too the bristles. Once inserted he thrusts his pelvis which the toothbrush is in the woman’s mouth essentially brushing her teeth with his seed.
I just got a new toothbrush so the wife and decided to break it in and whiten her teeth with a Moses Lake Oral B-J
Moses Lake Oral B-J by Krustee 78 September 29, 2021
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Blakedout
A Person that comes in second place; One that trys to finish something, but never seems to make it to the finish line.
I played in a poker tournament the other day and went heads-up and had the win in my grasp, but I blakedout !
Blakedout by unomeimdfp June 9, 2011
Blaked
A word describing an instance when one is a combination of being blazed and baked, this feeling conjoins to form a super high refered to as "blaked".
-"Dude, i'm so blaked,everything is awesome"
-"Don't you mean baked dude"
-"Naw man,im way past baked, im blaked for sure."
baked high blazed fucked up pot weed smoking
-"Don't you mean baked dude"
-"Naw man,im way past baked, im blaked for sure."
baked high blazed fucked up pot weed smoking
Blaked by super.blaked.chick July 6, 2010
Blaked out
Verb - "to blake out"
A process involving a combination of very tight clothing and a barrage of shots, culminating in a complete disregard for usual standards in selecting bedfellows.
The subject will wake up the following morning with no recollection of the previous night's events.
A process involving a combination of very tight clothing and a barrage of shots, culminating in a complete disregard for usual standards in selecting bedfellows.
The subject will wake up the following morning with no recollection of the previous night's events.
Margot: "McLean! Where have you been?"
McLean: "What happened last night? I just escaped from Cougarville. I woke up in handcuffs and I have a tattoo of a unicorn."
Margot: "Wow! You totally blaked out!"
McLean: "What happened last night? I just escaped from Cougarville. I woke up in handcuffs and I have a tattoo of a unicorn."
Margot: "Wow! You totally blaked out!"
Blaked out by Caspertheseedyghost October 10, 2011
Blaked
Mozgov: hey im an nba baller now. yay! oh wait. . .blake griffin! nooooo!
Blake Griffin: BOOM!! you just got Blaked!
Blake Griffin: BOOM!! you just got Blaked!