b-laked
Its like getting owned, but it is much funnier to watch and can be much more painful. It can also be doing something utterly embarrassing.
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Moses Lake Oral B-J
The process of a woman performing relation on a man until he ejaculates into a toothbrush which is then inserted into his urethra too the bristles. Once inserted he thrusts his pelvis which the toothbrush is in the woman’s mouth essentially brushing her teeth with his seed.
I just got a new toothbrush so the wife and decided to break it in and whiten her teeth with a Moses Lake Oral B-J
Moses Lake Oral B-J by Krustee 78 September 29, 2021
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Blakedout
A Person that comes in second place; One that trys to finish something, but never seems to make it to the finish line.
I played in a poker tournament the other day and went heads-up and had the win in my grasp, but I blakedout !
Blakedout by unomeimdfp June 9, 2011
Blaked
A word describing an instance when one is a combination of being blazed and baked, this feeling conjoins to form a super high refered to as "blaked".
-"Dude, i'm so blaked,everything is awesome"
-"Don't you mean baked dude"
-"Naw man,im way past baked, im blaked for sure."
baked high blazed fucked up pot weed smoking
-"Don't you mean baked dude"
-"Naw man,im way past baked, im blaked for sure."
baked high blazed fucked up pot weed smoking
Blaked by super.blaked.chick July 6, 2010
Blaked out
Verb - "to blake out"
A process involving a combination of very tight clothing and a barrage of shots, culminating in a complete disregard for usual standards in selecting bedfellows.
The subject will wake up the following morning with no recollection of the previous night's events.
A process involving a combination of very tight clothing and a barrage of shots, culminating in a complete disregard for usual standards in selecting bedfellows.
The subject will wake up the following morning with no recollection of the previous night's events.
Margot: "McLean! Where have you been?"
McLean: "What happened last night? I just escaped from Cougarville. I woke up in handcuffs and I have a tattoo of a unicorn."
Margot: "Wow! You totally blaked out!"
McLean: "What happened last night? I just escaped from Cougarville. I woke up in handcuffs and I have a tattoo of a unicorn."
Margot: "Wow! You totally blaked out!"
Blaked out by Caspertheseedyghost October 10, 2011
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!