b-laked

Its like getting owned, but it is much funnier to watch and can be much more painful. It can also be doing something utterly embarrassing.

Person 1- Hahaha,Conrad just missed a open net goal

Person 2- Ya man, he just got b-laked

by khanvict April 28, 2007

Moses Lake Oral B-J

The process of a woman performing relation on a man until he ejaculates into a toothbrush which is then inserted into his urethra too the bristles. Once inserted he thrusts his pelvis which the toothbrush is in the woman’s mouth essentially brushing her teeth with his seed.

I just got a new toothbrush so the wife and decided to break it in and whiten her teeth with a Moses Lake Oral B-J

by Krustee 78 September 29, 2021

Blakedout

A Person that comes in second place; One that trys to finish something, but never seems to make it to the finish line.

I played in a poker tournament the other day and went heads-up and had the win in my grasp, but I blakedout !

by unomeimdfp June 9, 2011

Blaked

A word describing an instance when one is a combination of being blazed and baked, this feeling conjoins to form a super high refered to as "blaked".

-"Dude, i'm so blaked,everything is awesome"

-"Don't you mean baked dude"

-"Naw man,im way past baked, im blaked for sure."

baked high blazed fucked up pot weed smoking

by super.blaked.chick July 6, 2010

Blaked out

Verb - "to blake out"

A process involving a combination of very tight clothing and a barrage of shots, culminating in a complete disregard for usual standards in selecting bedfellows.

The subject will wake up the following morning with no recollection of the previous night's events.

Margot: "McLean! Where have you been?"

McLean: "What happened last night? I just escaped from Cougarville. I woke up in handcuffs and I have a tattoo of a unicorn."

Margot: "Wow! You totally blaked out!"

by Caspertheseedyghost October 10, 2011

Blaked

A mixture of feeling blazed and baked after smoking marijuana

"man im so high, im blaked"

by alston July 29, 2009

Blaked

To get owned ie. to get dunked on by blake griffin

Mozgov: hey im an nba baller now. yay! oh wait. . .blake griffin! nooooo!
Blake Griffin: BOOM!! you just got Blaked!

by GD_8 November 23, 2010