Quarter-Cocked

(kwar-ter koked) Adj. An extension of Half-Cocked, which is acting on assumptions or partial information. A person who is Quarter-Cocked, is so idiotic that they act on STUPID assumptions based on information that doesn't even exist. Kind of like that friend that everyone knows that spouts off stupid remarks about people they don't even know.

Guy one: Dude, you hear that Paris Hilton got locked up?

Guy two: Hell Yeah! Doesn't she have a new sex tape out, "A Night In The Warden's Office"!

Idiot: What are you talking about?!? Paris Hilton is a nice, good-natured woman who is a perfect role model for preteen girls and women everywhere!

Guy one: Kick his quarter-cocked ass.

Guy two: Ok.

Quarter-Cocked by Chattom, E August 30, 2007

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Coked Out

What happens when you're introduced to some good cocaine.

I am so coked out. This was some really good blow.

Coked Out by Amanda February 20, 2005

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Cooked it

(Colloquial Australian) When you attempt to do something, eg kicking a footy or flirting with a girl and you stuff up really badly, almost like burning a meal

Fred: Kick us the ball mate
Frank: Eh sure

Frank: *absolutely shanks it*
Frank: (Under breath) oh I've cooked it
Fred: Frank you hoon

Cooked it by mcmurtle April 29, 2019

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how's the waffle cooked?

Slang vernacular for "how's it going" or "what's up". Common responses being "Crispy" (good), "Soggy" (not great, sad in mood, etc), and "Burnt" (angry in mood, agitated, etc). Best used if you haven't seen the person in at least a day, because if you've seen them today, you pretty much know how their waffle is cooked.

"Hey man, how's the waffle cooked?"

"Crispy, dude."

how's the waffle cooked? by G T Ripper March 30, 2009