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bladding 

Doing something stupid, crazy, and/or disgusting.

There are three rules to bladding.

1. You must bring someone who's never bladded before
2. Once you agree to go bladding, you can't back out. Bad things happen if you do.
3. You can't talk about bladding to anybody.
Guy1: Hey, what's bladding? I Googled it and nothing turned up.
Guy2: I can't tell you, it's secret. But if you want, you can go bladding with me and some other guys and you'll find out yourself.
bladding by Formina Sage November 1, 2010
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Extreme Blading 

Extreme Blading is the act of a man fucking a womens shoulder blades until he ejaculates on the back of her head and in her hair.
Extreme Blading is the act of putting an erect penis in between a females shoulder blades as she lays face down on a bed/road/car roof ect. The man pushes her shoulder blades together, fucking them hard until he ejaculates all over the back of her neck and hair. This is also known as a wash & go which is the act of ejaculating on the back of a females head and rubbing it into her hair, and then speedily running away.
Extreme Blading by Killer1981 February 16, 2009

Blindingly gay 

Pat Woodruff, perhaps the 1st man to seamlessy blend homosexuality and dirtyness to create his own level of homosexuality well above that of the average man.
Goddamns i hates that Pat, so dirty and annoying.
Blindingly gay by Jorge Gonzalez January 12, 2005
writing your initials on a girl with liquid energy, (ejaculate); it only counts if it is your own ejaculate
"I really like this girl. I think I'm going to do some branding tonight."
branding by Elric21 July 30, 2012
To have an easy time of something, encountering few obstacles or obligations; to be “skating” through life
Are you busy tomorrow?”
Nah man, I’m blading this week, let’s hang.”
Blading by The Executive Janitor January 24, 2018

Blinding 

When you receive a BJ and at the crucial moment you whip your knob out and jizz all over her face, getting it in her eyes and causing the eyelids to stick together temporarily blinding her
Katie gave me a great shiner last night but went garrity when I pulled out and shot my load all over her face getting it in her eyes and blinding her
Blinding by Philphee-phil August 30, 2023

Heritage branding

The exercise of infusing simple typography, borders and text into a designed composition that echoes brands from the 1950s and earlier. The design method is executed by reflecting a one to two color scheme that easily communicates a certain air of transparency and honesty in packaging, advertisements, logo, collateral, website and any other extension of the brand. Not complicated in structure, easily readable and made popular by The G Brand.
Heritage branding makes my page look awesome!