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bladding 

Doing something stupid, crazy, and/or disgusting.

There are three rules to bladding.

1. You must bring someone who's never bladded before
2. Once you agree to go bladding, you can't back out. Bad things happen if you do.
3. You can't talk about bladding to anybody.
Guy1: Hey, what's bladding? I Googled it and nothing turned up.
Guy2: I can't tell you, it's secret. But if you want, you can go bladding with me and some other guys and you'll find out yourself.
bladding by Formina Sage November 1, 2010
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No-ller Bladding 

is when you go to the skate park to roller blade but you have no blades so you run around and do tricks.
Cheeze - Hey brett you wanna go No-ller Bladding?

Breezy - Heck ya i do it is so awesome!

D-Blading 

The process of repeatedly inserting a sexual organ into a Dyson airblade for erotic gratification.
I was lonely at the UNFCCC climate talks in Poland so I was D-blading between plenary sessions, and it was breathtaking.
D-Blading by Williamsburg Rabbi November 12, 2013

Blanding 

A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label.
"This street used to be full of interesting shops but now it's only Burger Kings and Walmarts."

"Yeah fuck blanding"
Blanding by Julyjuly April 12, 2007

Bradding 

The act of driving from one destination to another hitting only green lights along the way
Person 1: We just finished bradding

Person 2: WOW! No wonder you got here so fast
Bradding by itsonlyarcher May 19, 2020
just as a man who is vibing can be couch-locked or stuck, one can also traveling through his mind at accelerated speeds. This is often to his discomfort, as usually once it reaches this plateau it becomes difficult to maintain control. The same man may also be, simultaneously, "wildin."
bro 1: "oh god, oh no. ahhhhh"
bro 2: "bro you need to slow down, you're going wayyy too fast."
bro 1: "I can'ttt. im blading, fam. im straight up zooming."
blading by blading forefather August 11, 2022
"Blading", is the process by which a professional wrestler opens up a wound on his forehead, to up the drama of the match. It is usually performed using slight of hand, and a razorblade secretly tucked away in either his apparel, or the tape on his wrist.
"Dusty Rhodes, is the godfather of blading!"
blading by D. Gould March 16, 2006