pastorbation
From the rustling and heavy breathing I could tell pastorbation was occurring just beyond the confessional wall.
pastorbation by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006
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Pastgasm
A sudden rush of childhood or fond memories that strikes you almost instantaneously and puts in a nostalgic relaxant state for a random period of time.
Pastgasms can occur when watching media from your childhood or youth, playing a game or activity with someone you've known for a long time, or even when you think of one or more nostalgic moments that link together into a web of memories.
The word pastgasm originated from an internet conversation with a user named SkillZombie. He and the other user were watching videos of old shows on Youtube that they had believed they had forgotten about. When one particular show had been viewed by the pair, SkillZombie had said "Whoa, I think I just pastgasmed."
The amount of time an individual is affected by a pastgasm depends on how deeply rooted or cherished the memory is by the individual. If they have a pastgasm that was triggered by the memory of a good day they had, it may only last a few seconds. If they have a pastgasm that was triggered by a memory that was a staple in their childhood or past, it may last for at least a few minutes.
Pastgasms can occur when watching media from your childhood or youth, playing a game or activity with someone you've known for a long time, or even when you think of one or more nostalgic moments that link together into a web of memories.
The word pastgasm originated from an internet conversation with a user named SkillZombie. He and the other user were watching videos of old shows on Youtube that they had believed they had forgotten about. When one particular show had been viewed by the pair, SkillZombie had said "Whoa, I think I just pastgasmed."
The amount of time an individual is affected by a pastgasm depends on how deeply rooted or cherished the memory is by the individual. If they have a pastgasm that was triggered by the memory of a good day they had, it may only last a few seconds. If they have a pastgasm that was triggered by a memory that was a staple in their childhood or past, it may last for at least a few minutes.
1. After seeing an entire DVD of "Thundercats", Josh pastgasmed for the next few seconds.
2. During a game of manhunt, Jasmine was caught because a pastgasm she had from remembering the game froze her in her place momentarily so she couldn't escape.
2. During a game of manhunt, Jasmine was caught because a pastgasm she had from remembering the game froze her in her place momentarily so she couldn't escape.
Pastgasm by SkillZombie September 11, 2009
Pasty
A kid that is incredibly pale, if you should come along to one you must salute for the PWA (pasty white army) that many of them represent and ALWAYS ALWAYS make sure to pay tribute to the original pasty, Pasty Whites
pastrami flaps
pastrami flaps by mikef91 August 12, 2005
Pastis
strong likka of 40 or 45 per cent abv, witta anise flava, made in France on the southside near Marseille. mainly mixed with water but can also be sipped alone. tastes good for ones, but if you don't like anise you'll hate it.
as the french say, a glass of pastis is just like a boob : only one is not enough but three is too much.
so drink five of deez glasses fulla pastis with no water and youll actda fool on the dancefloor, get drunk as fuck.
so drink five of deez glasses fulla pastis with no water and youll actda fool on the dancefloor, get drunk as fuck.
Pastel Goth
Pastel goth (might include soft grunge or nu goth), is a new trend where usually girls (on Tumblr) will dye their hair pastel colors, wear hipster/vintage-looking clothing that vaguely) promotes goth images, and blend cutesy images/colors with skulls, inverted crosses, etc. They try to justify their look as gothic with a pastel color palette although it is more reminiscent of a lighter emo/scene look. Often looked down upon by many goths as posers (most pastel goths don't actually listen to goth music or enjoy its true elements). Also disliked by Nirvana fans because of their loose use of the term grunge to describe themselves.
Girl A: Dude, check out those cute faded lilac short shorts! Soo cute.
Pastel Goth: Yea totally! They'll go great with my Actual Pain sweater!
Pastel Goth: Yea totally! They'll go great with my Actual Pain sweater!
Pastel Goth by PlzNo February 5, 2013
pasta and meatballs
douche: so she said she figured i was hung like seabiscuit altho im only 7" and thats even in dick inches! but then turns out her ex had pasta and meatballs in his drawers so i guess im worth a lot more to her.
pasta and meatballs by ed the Word September 15, 2009