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Rustling my jimmies 

Verb: To erk someone. To be all up in their biz. To cause frustration and anxiety. Basically to piss someone off in a profound way. Or, to bother someone's friends named jimmy
You: yo mama...
Me: I can't stand it when you rustle my jimmies like that

~or~
You: hey jimmy and jimmy. You suck
Me: Dude stop rustling my jimmies and apologize

Rustling someone's jimmies 

To bother or upset someone over a fairly trivial matter.
"have you been rustling someone's jimmies today?"

" yes, my friend got upset that I beat him yet again in monopoly"

Rustling Some Jimmies 

To plays with other male's genitalia
Whiterunguardwasbanned: "I'm just Rustling Some Jimmies."

Rustling through the bush and found berries 

When you put your hands down a girl's pants and find she is a man.

Trans Bangkok
Chad: "I thought I met this girl at the club..."
Aron: "What happened?"
Chad: "I startled rustling through the bush and found berries."

Aron: "Did you taste them? "

Jimmy rustling 

A term used in many different occasions when strong emotional needs are met. These emotions can range from sexual emotions to hateful emotions.
"Dude, she's so hot!"
"Yeah, she's really rustles my Jimmies."

"I was so angry, my Jimmies were rustled."

"She looks like she'd rustle your Jimmies."

"I got a good Jimmy rustling the other day."
Jimmy rustling by DylanGification August 29, 2011

Cattle rustling 

Engaging in a sexual act with a partner in a room filled with stolen cats and dogs.
I was cattle rustling with this vet last night.
Cattle rustling by Awesome Wells February 4, 2014