prison mike

One of Michael Scott's many, many characters.

Jim: What did you do Prison Mike?
Prison Mike: I stole and I robbed and I kidnapped the President's son and held him for ransom.
Jim: That is quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.
Prison Mike: And I never got caught, neither.
Jim: Well, you were in prison.
Pam: Prison Mike, what was the food like in prison?
Prison Mike: Gruel (pause) sandwiches. Gruel omelets. Nothin' but gruel. Plus you can eat your own hair.
Pam: Wow.

prison mike by Dougedatamazingdog May 23, 2018

Mickey Rourked 

To have had really bad plastic surgery.

Used to describe a man who used to be cute, then totally screwed himself up with frightful plastic surgery.

The veterinarian that my family has used since I was little used to be kinda cute. Just saw him the other day. Good God!!! He has overdone hairplugs, the falsest teeth you've ever seen and the worst facelift in history, he Mickey Rourked himself.

Mickey Rourked by littlebabychookchook October 17, 2008

Bijuu mike 

The one and only salad highlighter

Friend:whos bijuu mike?
Me:*holds up bright green highlighter*

Bijuu mike by Satan_button July 26, 2018

Mike wheeler 

The most homosexual character in all of fiction, he is gayer then a drag queen, you know what he is a drag queen at this point, peopel start calling him mike queeler since he is queer.

If you suck a dick on accident that makes you a mike wheeler

Mike wheeler by Bori rhdj April 24, 2023

Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor 

Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor or Mickey's Fine Malt for short , is a brand of malt liquor that comes in a green 40 0z kinda like Heineken but with a hornet 🐝 mascot , really popular in the 1990s.

Other malt liquor beers like this include

St. Ides , Olde English 800, Colt 45 ,

Schlitz malt liquor, King Cobra Premium Malt Liquor , steel reserve 211 ,

Hurricane 500 &
Big Bear Premium Malt Liquor .

If you drink any of these your are probably

1 . live the hood / ghetto

2 . Homeless

3 . Poor college kid looking to get drunk / buzzed .

4 . Possibly irish due to it coming in

A green bottle and having a irish name Mickey's.

They can be found at pretty much any corner store that sells alcohol.

Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor is a Fine Malt Liquor Ale Beer with 5.6% ABV. Crisp and balanced grain forward with a moderate hop flavor and bitter blend. It has a refreshing smooth finish and pairs well with any occasion. Mickey's is well-known for it's innovative packaging, such as the stubby 12 oz.

Brand - Mickey's 🐝

Count - Single

Style - Malt Liquor

Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor by Blu_leef April 12, 2023

mieke 

Mieke is a smart and bad ass girl who doesn't take shit from other people. She will not put up with peoples crap, and is one of the realest people out there. Many people are intimidated by her but once they get to know her they will love her. She is cute in her own way and finds a way to stand out in a crowd Mieke is a very rare girl and if you know one you are lucky.

person 1: wow! that girl is absurd but I think she might be too good for me
person 2: come on man, she's Mieke, shes out of everyone's league

mieke by joe from the tri state area December 25, 2019

slipped a mickey 

Slang term for a drink laced with a drug (especially chloral hydrate) given to someone without their knowledge in order to incapacitate them.

NotDave had been handcuffed to his own bed by one of Steve's girls who had slipped a mickey to him earlier in the night.

slipped a mickey by Nomynameisnotdave January 4, 2009