Minkel

Started with tiktoc..
When someone one lazy asks you to do something and you just want to say "FUCKING DO IT YOURSELF"
M.I.N.K.E.L (mum i need kermits ear lobes)

Kermit doesnt have ears. And it mean your dont want to listen to what is being said.

Mum: clean your room
Brat: minkel
Mum: what does that mean sweetie
Brat: it means i love you "cough cough fuck off cough"

by AT THE GRAMMYS WITH YOUR GRANN May 29, 2020

Minkel

A person with incredible iq and self-awareness that knows they are a support player; support roles in sports, video games, and conversation. The person who can be a main character but decided to assist instead of take charge. A person who can be group leader but decides to run a democracy.

Johnny is a really good friend with alot of people hes a minkel who glues our friend group together.

by Edawg972 August 21, 2022

minkey

the French pronunciation of monkey,
a la "Inspector Clouseau" of
"Pink Panther" movies fame.

"You're an ass minkey!"

by Tom S. February 17, 2004

Mads Mikkelsen

A mystical, foreign man hailing from Denmark, Mads ( pronounced "mass," sorry no mad puns here ) Mikkelsen was originally a gymnast and actor, then began his career in acting in 1996. He's known for playing incredibly sexy bad guys and seducing people with his smokey accent, brooding looks, and hot body. Notable moments in his acting career include literally busting James Bond's balls as the bloody-eyed villain Le Chiffre, ( who is great because he has an inhaler, and yet is still a badass and a helluva creepy dude ) kicking mythical beast ass in Clash of the Titans, and most recently, eating rude people as the cleverly-named Dr. Hannibal ( totally rhymes with Cannibal ) Lecter. He actively steals the reproductive organs of both dudes and dudettes on Tumblr, in particular. He speaks four languages, is pretty much always named the #1 hottest guy in Denmark, and he's sweet and humble as can be. When asked what scares him, he replied: "I don't like big lines to the restrooms when I just had four beers. It scares me, really."

Mads Mikkelsen. Total badass, Bond villain, Danish dude who eats the rude.

Person 1: Did you see that French villain who busted Bond's balls?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Mads Mikkelsen?
Person 1: Yeah, I guess he was pretty mad.
Person 2: No, MADS Mikkelsen. Mads. It's his first name.
Person 1: OH, MADs. He must have been a really angry baby for his parents to name him that.
Person 2: *sighs heavily* ...rude.

by hannibalmorelikecannibal September 26, 2013

MickelStink

Pro golfer Phil Mickelson's nickname when he loses.

MickelStink choked away the 2013 U.S. Open.

by Sajak June 16, 2013

Mindeling

The act of being overly friendly to a girl that you want to sleep with while perpetually keeping her in the friend zone.

Matt was mindeling Joy and Samantha at the bar last night. His game is terrible.

by Baltimore1116 December 2, 2011

Minela

Minela is one of a kind. Not only her outer beauty is attracting, she also shines from deep within, for she has a even more beautiful mind and heart. Strong. Independent. Loving - if you had to describe her character in 3 words. She deserves the world and she's ready to go and get it.

Little girl: "One day, when I grow up, I want to become a Minela!"

by ThetrippleD January 5, 2017